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" The question isn't "who is going to let me"; it's "who is going to stop me".
Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead

Sunday, August 21, 2005

The New Religion

For those of you who have not been enlightened to the divine religion of Pastafarianism, please take a moment to learn about the way for all to follow.

The beliefs of all who follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster are as follows:

The Universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster.

All evidence pointing towards evolution was intentionally planted by this being.

Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct consequence of the decline in numbers of pirates since the 1800s.

Bobby Henderson is the "prophet" of this religion.

The Code of Conduct is thus:

Prayers are ended with the word Ramen rather than Amen.

Followers are expected to dress in full pirate regalia.

These who want to express contact with the deity usually say they've been "touched by His Noodly Appendage"

The year 2005 shall be denoted Year Zero and all time previous shall be refered to as "AP", Antipasto.

If you would like more information on this glorious religion please connect to these life-changing links:

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