Update on the New Religion

A while back (August '05) I told you all about a new religion, which has spread to many a nation on this tiny planet. The gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I received the following petition:
Fellow Believers:

We have a problem. We're a religion without a church. We worship in our homes, individually. But we have very few resources to share our beliefs with others. We've done pretty well, spreading the Word to millions of people with access to the internet. But what about those people who don't use computers? There are entire regions in the south that haven't yet been Touched, for instance...
[The full petition can be found here]

And now, the message of Pastafarianism can be solidified in the building of His temple. To accomplish, like all religious organizations, we need money. And prostitutes...uh, pasta sauce. If you would like to contribute, please go to the online store to purchase any item or small child you wish.

Bless you.