Transitional Fossil

" The question isn't "who is going to let me"; it's "who is going to stop me".
Ayn Rand, The Fountainhead

Friday, April 20, 2007

Sick Short

In the throws of conversation an idea was born. Such was the nature of the idea that it made me stop to think. And, with any conversation, it went on. The idea germinated and was put forth in fruition. By that time I was almost on the floor. Laughing, screaming and crying.

To give it some context the planet's position is growing dire. We need to invest in renewable energies and recycled materials. We need to return to farming our own organic food to provide a safe and healthy future for generations to come.

Now, if we can couple that need with our insatiable sexual desires we could potentially achieve a new level of accomplishment. Enter the Orb(c).

The Orb is a biodegradable buttplug that after use can be planted to produce fruits and vegetables. Your own feces privides the fertilizer and thus, in a marketing sense, provide an "attachment" to the product.

These will be econimically packaged and produced from recycled, yet comfortable materials, for the enjoyment of all.

If you would like to provide funding for further development and research please contact me via email. Thank you.


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