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Well, that wonderful season of giving and hair loss is upon us and many of you may ask, what would this Transfossil like this season. I'm a simple man. I only like to rreceive what I need. Like a toenail clipper (getting harder to put my foot in my mouth) or a wetsuit (eventually). But this year I decided to expand my tastes with the following list:

1)PlayMobile Security CheckPoint

: Nothing really reminds me of the great and free country that we live in like this security checkpoint. Yes, our nations dedication to security while still maintaining the illusion of freedom is something I want to remember. And play with. And get used to...eventually.

2) Happy Tree Friends

: When the world seems bleak and I find myself playing

I Don't Like Mondays by Tori Amos, over and over again, I want to cheer up. So I pop in a favorite episode of Happy Tree Friends and laugh myself silly til I fall off the couch. The gore is hilarious and reminds me exactly of the standards held by the MPAA.

3)As some of you can tell, I like skulls. Always have. For some strange reason the depiction of our emminent state has always held a fascination for me. So when I saw Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas I was excited by the imagery. And thus I wanted to request from Sandy Claws theThe Nightmare Before Christmas Distressed Jack Scarf and Jack Skellington hoodie.

4)What would the holidays be without a little holiday cheer?? My newest, tastiest and most favorite drink right now would have to be Damiana. It’s a very, very delicious drink. Good in margaritas and for just plain sippin’. It’s kind of pricy but worth every penny. You can also make the bottle into a vase of exceptional discussionary value.

5)Being on the go as much as I am I try to keep in touch with everyone. These Razrwire Sunglasses would be of tremendous help though. But they have trouble gripping to the skull with no ears to rest on so I’d have to resort to mini suction cups.

6)Everyone likes to have something to call their own. In this case, when I want to spill something alcoholic on myself I want it to come out of something with my name on it. So I found Personalized Beer Steins.

In all seriousness, this is a time to give to others who have less than we do. It is not the amount of giving. To me it is the willingness to and the act of giving. Here are some of suggestions:

AnySoldier.com

Adopt-A-Soldier

Second Harvest

Red Feather Development Corp

National Center for Missing & Exploited Children

Shriners Hospitals

Have a nice Yule, Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanza, Festivas, Agnostic Day Off.